One of the best things about this is that, since transferring One For All explicitly just requires sampling DNA from the giver (such as something with body fluids or the canon hair thing) it's entirely plausible that something like this COULD have happened in canon!

I'd like to think that 1. Samus likes shorter guys, and 2. as a socially maladjusted warrior literally built for killing, flirting with people by getting them mad is pretty much the only way she knows how to roll

If you wanna get STRICTLY TECHNICAL, sexing the police into submissive obedience is the most literal possible take on 'fuck the police' in both spirit AND letter.